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12

Oct

2009

Secetă în vană

By DarkByte. Posted in Aberatii, De-ale vietii | 4 Comments »

robinet - faucetNo more hot water, again. For a week now. What’s cute is that I found out when I tried to take a shower. The block administrator, when I asked, said she knew about it. She’ll never know how close she was to become my punching bag, especially when she continued by saying there won’t be hot water for another two weeks or so.

They are repairing some pipes. What, was there some sort of accident with the plumbing ? Oh, no, but they must change and repair a few pipes … In the autumn ?!?

Who am I to blame now ? Obviously, being just a small and stupid Romanian, I am the one that’s guilty. Why the hell didn’t I take my shower when I have had hot water ?

 

11

Oct

2009

Reclamă amuzantă

By DarkByte. Posted in Aberatii, Divertisment, The light-side | 1 Comment »

Found at arhi. Short and to the point. You can ignore the final advert.

Word of advice : pay attention to the chair (don’t fall out of it laughing)

 

This short movie made me smile with my lips practically touching my ears when I found it at zoso … come on, show some guts and enjoy happy

 

10

Oct

2009

Geografie

By DarkByte. Posted in De-ale vietii, Divertisment | 2 Comments »

Super Bike MarioI was thinking that I haven’t posted a game on the blog in quite a while, so I made a mea culpa and started looking for a game designed for normal people, which should be attractive to intelligent individuals and even people with a reduced IQ to like it. I spent a lot of time searching the game that would meet this bare requirements and I think I have found it.

If you don’t like this game, then I don’t know how I could label you. You could give an idea in a comment, if you have one (but I doubt it big grin)

This being said, have fun happy

This Traveler IQ challenge compares your geographical knowledge against the World’s Original Travel Blog’s other 4,371,706 travelers who have taken this challenge as of Thursday, August 06, 2009 at 11:30AM GMT. (TravelPod is a member of the TripAdvisor Media Network)
 

10

Oct

2009

Desktop în Windows

By DarkByte. Posted in Aberatii | 2 Comments »

DesktopWhether we want to or not, we have to face the Windows’s Desktop daily. The Start button, the applications’ buttons, the icons for the antivirus, network, video driver or Yahoo! Messenger, the icons dropped randomly on the screen, the Vista sidebar, and so on and so forth.

Obviously, this post is addressed to people that use Windows (I thought you understood that from the title … what are you doing here ? big grin). On Linux or *BSD or Mac they have different desktops, but … quite alike. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to say that Microsoft invented the wheel, I’m just saying that, slowly, the looks start to be alike. Of course, each operating system comes with news and tries to look different or to be able to do new stuff … but, for the main parts, things are leveling.

Does anyone remember where Windows was in the beginning, as an operating system ? Do you remember if you have had Quick Launch on Windows 95 ? Do you know which Windows first featured the “Refresh” option in the desktop’s context-menu ?

Maybe there are people that couldn’t care less, but I always found amusing to notice the little details that concern the Windows’ look. For example, did you notice that many error messages in Windows 95 were displayed in the Windows 3.1 style ? Or that Windows Seven was the first Windows to change the Install New Font window … after it remained in it’s original Windows 95 design for about 13 years ? Do you remember that in Windows 98 there was not “Lock the Taskbar” option, this causing the Quick Launch to have different widths from one Windows restart to another ?

The next few images will remind you, roughly, how Windows and it’s desktop changed over the years.

Have fun happy

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About 2003, when I first heard of USB Flash Drives, I thought it was very interesting. Well, every male’s eyes stick to nice and handy gadgets. Or curves…

USB Flash DriveOf course I bought one for myself. It had the extraordinary capacity of 256 MB, was small, blue and transparent. It was the perfect toy. No more stress caused by diskettes, no more writing on CD-RW’s. Just like on a floppy disk, I could write and erase data as I saw fit … like on a CD, I could transfer a lot of data.

It did, also, make a big hole in my wallet. The huge 256 MB Flash Drive cost me, back then, almost a quarter of my salary. At the same price I could now buy a 16 GB, or even 32 GB, flash drive. I don’t see why I would do that, though, knowing the reduced transfer speeds of flash drives.

Recently, I found my Flash. It was one piece, functional, light blue and still transparent. As a bonus, I had data on it. Files from another era. Memories. A real treasure.

I inserted it in an USB slot in the front of the computer’s case and started checking everything on it. After a half an hour, amused, nostalgic, even happy, I went on the balcony for a smoke. When I came back, being caught in a discussion with a co-worker, I stepped right on the flash drive. I wasn’t content at all.

I looked at the remaining pieces under my show and I was quite surprised to see it almost intact. It was a bit bent, it stripped it’s blue plastic clothes and I could see the little control board which, too, was a little bent and seemed broken. I tried to insert the rests of the flash in the USB slot, but Windows said it couldn’t find a driver. Damn it! The only thought that went through my mind was that it needed another flash drive, not a driver.

I tried to unbend the control board, as delicate as possible, and I tried again. To my astonishment, this time it worked flawlessly. I copied all my data from it, and now … it’s a blog piece, as you can admire below.

 

2

Oct

2009

Multilanguage Wordpress

By DarkByte. Posted in IT thingies, News | 12 Comments »

For a few days now I am bothered by the idea of modifying my blog as to be multi-language (having the same blog, but to allow me post in more languages and to display the posts according to the global language setting).

The first thought that crossed my mind was to install a new Wordpress for each language that I want to use, but when I thought of all those plugins, settings and all that crap that will bother me, I quit.

Unfortunately, there aren’t too many informations regarding the possibility of a Wordpress that supports more language at a given time. At a fairly deep search I found a single site that had some promises, so I kept it for when I would start testing.

Fortunately, there is also Smash in the world, who found me another two sites that seemed perfect.

I couldn’t wait anymore. I took xampp, installed it, I took Wordpress, installed it too, I took the database from the blog, imported it in my new localhost blog, adjusted the settings as to be as close to the original ones as possible and I went nuclear.

I started with qTranslate and I instantly dropped dead when, after I clicked on Activate Plugin, it displayed me a mile-long page cu errors. Good thing there was Google available.

The file “qtranslate_core.php” must be modified. More clearly, the next piece of code must be commented:

	if(is_object($text)||get_class($text) == '__PHP_Incomplete_Class') {
		foreach(get_object_vars($text) as $key => $t) {
			$text->$key = qtrans_use($lang,$text->$key,$show_available);
		}
		return $text;
	}

After modifying this file, the installation, activation and setting up the plugin are just a breeze.

All I still need to do is to modify the rest of the blog’s posts. I’m so screwed straight face

Good luck with improving Wordpress !

 

There are (a little) more that 11 years since, for the first time, I found Windows. I have had decided, after some ferm assurances that I would be helped if necessary, to try for the computer department in highschool, although I haven’t had seen a computer in my life before (this doesn’t count movies … and there they look good big grin)

Before the entrance exams in the summer of 1998 I was taken by my mother to her job where, at some offices, there were some computers, and the boss daughter used to play there often. Obviously, I went to see how a real computer looks like. Of course that, bright as I knew I was, I imagined that in two weeks I would learn everything that was possible about computers (I don’t really watch a lot of movies since that disillusionment straight face)..

 

25

Aug

2009

Eppur si muove

By DarkByte. Posted in De-ale vietii | 3 Comments »

TelescopeToday is the day that marks 400 years since the Italian physicist, mathematician and philosopher Galileo Galilei presented his telescope model, greatly improved to the already existent ones, to a few Venice merchants.

What’s interesting is that, although one can find multiple references regarding the fact that Galileo would be the inventor of the telescope, these are wrong. The patent’s owner for this invention is a Dutch (with german origin) by name Hans Lippershey, who, in turn, isn’t the real inventor himself.

The word “telescope” comes from Greek (tele = far, skopein = to see) and it was “invented” by Giovanni Demisiani, a mathematician, when Galileo showed his marvel at a banquet held by the italian Science Academy, in 1611. Galileo named his telescope with the Latin “perspicillum” (glasses) and used it to study the theories of Copernic regarding the movement of the planets.

The real invention of the telescope, is in fact the work of three people: Hans Lippershey and Zacharias Janssen, glasses manufacturers in Middelburg, and Jacob Metius from Alkmaar.
Galileo improved their invention in the next year, being one of the people that made possible the nowadays (earthbound and orbital) telescopes.

 

14

Aug

2009

Iron SRWare

By DarkByte. Posted in IT thingies | No Comments »

SRWare Iron is a real alternative [to Chrome]. The browser is based on the Chromium-source and offers the same features as Chrome – but without the critical points that the privacy concern.

I recently found an alternative to Chrome which boasts to be on par with it, but doesn’t collect private data from users.

Iron SRWareI use for more than two weeks and I can say I like it. It really does have the same capabilities as Chrome (being based on it’s source, it’s quite natural), but (and I may be wrong) it seems to move faster.

Go take a look, maybe you’ll like it, too.

SRWare Iron – The Browser of the Future